Wear your hat crooked...

Don't surround yourself with the hat police.

Sometimes, I don’t put my hat on straight…

I am gonna blame my father…

Both he and his daddy before him, were crooked hat wearers…

So it runs in the family. not my fault. no matter how hard I try, my cap keeps making a hard turn to the right…

The other day a complete stranger walked up to me, grabbed my hat and turned it back to center…

I nearly hit him…

But …