They warned me
But their advice was terrible
They warned me...
Don't talk to strangers on trains.
It was a warning given to me in strong vulgar language, by those who apparently cared for me, before I headed to London from little old New Zealand in 2007…
They insisted that inside London trains lived some of the unfriendliest people on earth.
They told me that no amount of kiwi charm would warm the hea…
