The Fat Turkey SPINS around the Wheels of Time
Eat. Read and Weep
Eat as much turkey as you can…
Fill your belly until you are fat enough to hibernate for the entire winter…
Lie about all the things you are grateful for…
Pretend that you truly love that crazy drunk uncle…
Ignore the fact that the holidays are often the most stressful time of the year…
BUT don’t lie to yourself about this one thing.
You can delay gratificati…
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