Malik on the South Side

When everyone needs a hero

Dear Everyone,

You keep telling me to write about Luigi.

I keep saying that I don’t want to.

Sweater boy is a stone cold killer. He shot a defenseless man in the back of the head.

Allegedly.

It’s troubling me. His legion of fans.

No doubt the prison postie’s fingers are worn to the bone as they sort through a mountain of fan mail from scantily clad women and …