Modern Day Pirates

Modern Day Pirates

Geoff's Journey

Boy asks Santa for Puppy

A true story

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Geoff Talbot
Dec 22, 2024
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To the jolly fat man in the red suit,

I’ve been bad lately.

Stinking, terrible, selfish, miserable. Okay, I’m exaggerating.

And yet, I am taking this moment to lay down my bloody sword and to put pen to paper Santa Claus

Do nasty adults still get good gifts at Christmas time?

I am asking because in a world that’s gone crazy we are in desperate need of a li…

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