Boy asks Santa for Puppy

A true story

To the jolly fat man in the red suit,

I’ve been bad lately.

Stinking, terrible, selfish, miserable. Okay, I’m exaggerating.

And yet, I am taking this moment to lay down my bloody sword and to put pen to paper Santa Claus

Do nasty adults still get good gifts at Christmas time?

I am asking because in a world that’s gone crazy we are in desperate need of a li…