A robot gave my friend a massage the other day…

There was no happy ending

My buddy had a deep tissue massage in New York from a robot the other day… I wonder if he got aroused as those clunky metal digits worked their way seductively into his flesh?

A few days later, he booked a therapy session with a different robot who asked him just the right questions… I am sure it was heart warming.

Then he hopped in his self-driving Tesla…