A robot gave my friend a massage the other day…

There was no happy ending

My buddy had a deep tissue massage in New York from a robot the other day… I wonder if he got aroused as those clunky metal digits worked their way seductively into his flesh?

A few days later, he booked a therapy session with a different robot who asked him just the right questions… I am sure it was heart warming.

Then he hopped in his self-driving Tesla and took a trip across Manhattan working on his coaching business and establishing some just terrific chat GPT prompts for his clients.

It really was just the most terrifically productive week, he thought to himself as he snuggled up to his AI dolly in his large King Size bed. He felt so warm inside. Life had never been easier.

He did miss the rough calloused hands of Wally, his old masseuse though, also his beer belly laugh and those irreverent stories.

Also his old therapist Dorothy, he remembered sensing her rising anger when he finally recounted those hidden stories of abuse from his childhood. She felt his pain like it were hers.

And those good old days when he would wind down the window, put the pedal to the metal and hit the highway and drive wherever the hell he wanted.

Hmmm, at least his house was clean all the time though now and thank goodness his shirts were perfectly pressed.

And off he went to sleep, never to wake up again.

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